Saturday, April 24, 2010

Don’t bother in-law

Mother-in-law is always fascinating subject, right?
My MIL was supposed to reach Kalyan rail station in Mumbai and I was expected to pick her up. Luckily, I had duty that day and convinced my wife that my friend G would pick her up.
G is a hardworking guy who is not very fluent in English. Just for the kicks, I told G that my MIL is a very modern woman who only speaks English and that too in style. G managed to get MIL into a taxi and the one-hour travel to Vashi began. All through, G kept talking in “stylish” English. All he got in reply was furious silence.
As soon as my MIL entered home, she screamed at my wife, “Where is your husband? I would have pushed that G out of the taxi. Give me a headache balm.”
As for G, he caught me next day and screamed: “Your MIL is moody.”
“Why?”
“I kept asking her so many questions in stylish English and she kept staring at me angrily.”

27 comments:

  1. I pity both your friend and your MIL.

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  2. My gawd arent you a meanie ! :D
    Good one ;)

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  3. Oh and I gave you an award...go see!

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  4. hahahahahaahahahaha..this is damn funny :D

    only between us ok - my MIL calls exhaust fan a zerox fan and envelope - album and vice versa..so when she asks for an album, we know what she is looking for :P

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  5. Flirting with her is not fully justified.

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  6. You are quite a yarn-spinner!!:)

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  7. You did not do it. Did you? I don't believe it...It is funny though.

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  8. Men are capable of doing a lot of thing but last thing they do is take 'panga' with Mother In Law...men are not capable of doing this.

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  9. Haaaaaaa wonderful, oh yes moody MIL ofcourse...:)

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  10. Hi Ramesh, how ru, sorry buddy now a days iam not to frequent on blogspot, but i really miss u all and would like to thank you for remembering me...

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  11. Where Angels fear,GM treads in! I am sure this would have have regreted this!!

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  12. Bad boy:) Don't you know never to mess around with mils :)

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  13. OMG...you pulled two legs with one joke!...ROFL

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  14. You do have guts...Would love to know what happened afterwards!!!!!

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  15. :O How are you still safe and alive?

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  16. Are you sure you are not making this up? :P

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  17. Thanks buddy...thinking of returning to blogger in a month or so
    btw..good post,MILs always make good stories

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  18. Your friend G was helping you & you took chance to test your MIL's temper?? ha ha :) funny piece indeed :)

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  19. feel - u sew the beads perfectly well..

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