'Toilet aunty'

Children can be a major source of embarrassment at times.
A teacher was talking to her colleague when a little girl approached her with much hesitation.
“Ma’am, yesterday you appeared in my dream,” she said.
“Wonderful,” replied the thrilled teacher.
“Yes. I saw you selling vegetables.”
Hearing this, the other teacher giggled.
“You also appeared in my dream ma’am,” the innocent kid told that teacher. “You were selling fruits.”
A child from the same school was at the airport along with her parents, when she saw a familiar face, decently dressed and flaunting a gold jewel.
“Toilet aunty, toilet aunty,” yelled the girl lovingly, much to the discomfiture of everyone. The woman, a worker at the school, was going on vacation.
My friend was talking to three female visitors at home who had dropped in to discuss a project when his little the son rushed in.
“Dad, so you are having fun with your girl friends!” he asked and ran back to play, even before anyone could react.
(NB: All these are true incidents)