I have great admiration for fitness freaks and bodybuilders. After all, health is wealth.
I went to a friend’s house in Dubai and could not lift the heavy weights at his home gym. This aircraft engineer climbs 24 floors at times to keep fit.
“I would love to be strong like you,” I said.
“You poor veggies. What can you do? Better start eating meat and tandoori chicken,” he teased me.
“Do not forget that robust animals like elephants, hippos and horses are vegetarians,” I countered. A hippo can run at speeds of over 20 miles an hour.
The engineer walked towards me in a circle and passed an awkward look.
“What are you looking for?” I asked him.
“All the three animals you mentioned have a tail. So wondering about you,” he replied.
* I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, it's because I hate vegetables: Woody Allen.
* Hey, just read a non-veg joke: “Can you remove something from my skirt?” asked a pretty girl.
“Sure, sure. What?” reacted the thrilled guy.
“Your eyes, idiot.”
The joke cracked me up! LOL. I loved the post too.
ReplyDeleteWhere was he looking...lol
ReplyDeleteMy favorite aunt and uncle are too funny when they squabble about what's healthier and better. He's a veggie all his live, she's not. She tries to sneak a few pieces of meat - for strength she says - into his food but seldom succeeds. They are both in their 90ies now and are still madly in love. So there's hope... :)
lol...!
ReplyDeletehaha, i love the touch of funny writos you add in the end :)
he he..how come u come with such good things all the time..
ReplyDeleteI am vegetarian .. so this post is a delight .. as alwys . wht a post sir jee ..
ReplyDeleteYou too a veggi! Good to know that.
ReplyDeleteSher bhookha mar jaayega par ghaas nahi khayega.
ReplyDeleteI m not that die hard non veggie but I am a proud non veggie. Once I tried to turn into a veggie but sweet dentist from Guwahati made me eat lots of masaledaar chicken.
:) Glad you are fine! Me a veggie too!
ReplyDeleteThis is told by a famous person in a discourse:-'you observe cornivorous animals, they are powerful but cannot sustain for long.. take for e.g. lion or tiger, they can chase their prey for short span (within which they should get them) but cannot continue like a Deer or Horse.. or even a... Monkey!'
ReplyDeleteNote: All including the last one are vegans!
Climbs 24 floors! That is quiet a feat!
ReplyDeletehehehe.. I didnt knw Woody Allen said that.. loved the line.. i can also use sometimes nw :D btw.. the last joke was the ultimate punch :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha the jokes..Looking for a tail. :-P
ReplyDeleteJust yesterday, at office we went out on a lunch. One of this intense meat eater said "Pedh bachao, chicken khao" to us hardcore vegetarians. We just laughed it off. :-)
I am not a vegetarian but am particular about the diet.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading your post I rechecked and I don't have a tail.
Absolutely hilarious! Had me smiling!
ReplyDeleteit was a delicious post for veggies like me,,,absolutely funny
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! You are back to your usual funny selv!Good post!
ReplyDeleteBoth the stories are 'hahahaha' variety, esp. the second one! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteRamesh - Whenever you post a comment on my blog, it won't visible immediately. I have turned on the blog owner approval on my comments. So, you will have to wait till I approve for your comments to come up! It works the same way as on your blog. :)
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one.
ReplyDeleteSemma joke..
ReplyDeletetake care..
Thanks! I shared this link of yours on my FB profile.
ReplyDeletebeing a veggie isnt the prob, u gtta eat the right veggies, to stay fit :D
ReplyDeleteliked the joke :D
great post. and nice joke too
ReplyDeleteI am a great animal lover, I like them deep fried :)
I am animal lover too. but i do eat meat.. and the joke ramesh bhai excellent ... loved it
ReplyDeleteboss..
ReplyDeleteit's 'A' joke!
we climbed 43 floors up to the 2nd level of Eiffel tower this summer..almost dead by the end of it..but managed climb none the less..tall feat right?
ReplyDeletewell m also veggie n I give the same argument abt hippos n elephants being vegetarian in all such situations n end up being called as an elephant.... :D :D :P
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