Saturday, August 21, 2010

Better to shut my mouth

Stupid. Utterly stupid. He came close to me and did that. Ya. Yawned. Actually, he yawwnned… Do you remember the circus where the lion opens its mouth and the little girl thrusts her head inside? I felt like that. Did not someone teach him manners? Some just do not have etiquette in their genes.
Now on the subject, we know yawning is contagious. You see someone yawn, you repeat it like a parrot. Experts say it is not because you are bored or sleepy that you yawn, it happens when the oxygen levels in the lungs are low. Males yawn longer than females. We know that animals also yawn.
In fact, reading this post may make you yawn.
Hey, I just read that if you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn.
Why am I angry? That guy yawned and I did so too, when that chubby girl passed by. She gave me such a dirty look, I will forget yawning the rest of my life.

28 comments:

  1. Ha ha..Funny! True.sometimes people do not have the manners. They just yawn, without even closing their mouth with their hand!

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  2. Did you yearn or yawn when she passed by? Hope you did not attempt to stop yawning by touching the tongue!

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  3. Disastrous coincidence. What else?

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  4. yawwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.......!!

    omg, i just had this biggest yawn ever...!

    lol, hah funny post buddy. keep up the smiles :) and avoid the yawns :P

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  5. Hilarious ! Thanks for the laughs friend !Cheers !

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  6. Yaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn...Poor you!! Did you spare that guy? :-P

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  7. yawn. good night buddy. bed time here..

    chandana shekar.

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  8. Yawning is contagious! Yawwwnnn...hehe!

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  9. lol
    very funny
    have to be careful when yawn

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  10. u are right when i read this i was yawning too ...though i dont want to ;) ... nice and funny post...i had a good laugh...

    Satya
    http://www.superyummyrecipes.com

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  11. hehehehehe...yawning is indeed contagious....

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  12. It so is contagious...
    I read some where its something to do with the air pressure and ear drums and stuff....
    Forgot! :)

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  13. ohh poor you! The chubby girl thought you found her boring!

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  14. Hahahaha!!! Very funny post.

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  15. Yawning is an act of pandiculation. All healthy vertebrate animals do this to remain agile, in balance and take out any stiffness they sense.

    Animals have the know how which we all did as babies in our mothers womb. What's cool is that when you watch an animals do any type of pandiculation, it appears as a stretch. Go ahead, actively yawn and feel your muscles contracting instead. When you release the contraction, your brain will reward you with chemicals of relaxation.

    Maybe the dog was telling you to just relax. :).

    Healthy animals know how to pandiculate their way to health. I wonder if we human animals can follow their lead.

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  16. i didn't yawn for a change:)
    but instead of sympathy why cast dirty looks on yawners:)not fair.

    btw Google God opened his mouth and gobbled my comment yday. i think i was the 4th to comment..

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  17. Hi
    I was the first one to comment here. But when I pressed the 'post comment' button I thought my comment got posted, but Lo! it is not there. May be something went wrong.
    Today is Onam and aavani avittam for us. Let me also greet you on this auspicious day.

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  18. I insist on knowing as to where do you get these pictures from?

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  19. Some guys follow specialized skills on yawning:)

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  20. ROFL ROFL :D ... that picture is hillarious...
    and chubby girl part... ohh poor you :P
    its horrible when yawning spreads in meeting room... no matter how much you try... the opening and closing of mouth is almost automatic :P

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  21. I don't know if manners are in the genes but should be learnt at an early age. I love the thought of anyone specialising in the art of yawning.

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  22. yawning..and the art of hiding yawns...is the real art..

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  23. You won't believe it! I yawned while reading this!

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  24. Aha! So the anger is more about the chubby girl giving you a dirty look rather than the yawn in your face

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