My friend Satyajit Chattopadhyay sent this Internet joke. I found it hilarious and am sure you will enjoy reading:
A man buys a Lie-detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
Son: Okay I went to the movie!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)
Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age...I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
Son: Okay I went to the movie!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)
Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age...I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: hahaha! after all he is your son!...
(robot slaps Mom)!!
Ha ha ha :) An old one ,still its funny..
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Haha :D
ReplyDeletelol. I thought when I read the headline that this post might be dedicated to Sharad Pawar. Wrong!!!
ReplyDelete:D This is a slapfest!
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ReplyDeletenice one somehow coincides with the slap sharad pawar got from a indian guy :)
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Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Good one :)
ReplyDeletevery funny.
ReplyDeleteRamesh! there is a post waiting for your visit to my blog.. my buddy/meray yaara.
Is this called Slapstick comdey?
ReplyDeleteThanks for visitng my recent post.
ReplyDeleteRamesh, the post I was referring was dated Nov 21 -----AS A TRIBUTE--- to Late Waheed Murad "the subcotinent icon of Pakistan"---- who was found dead mysteriously 28 years ago at age 45 in Karachi.
The heading is "A Celebrity Too Popular To Be Forgotten"
It's just one post ago.
So hilarious!
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nice!!
heheh read it earlier but yet quite funny :).
ReplyDeleteOld one, but nice to read it again.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteGood to have such jokes over the week end.
ReplyDelete(Robot slaps BKC)
nice...
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaaa ! Slaps are in thing now a days.
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