Sunday, October 24, 2010

Couple chemistry

Couples. How different they are!
*She came from Lucknow, India. He came from Peshawar, Pakistan. They worked in our office for two years. Fell in love, got married. Yesterday, got good news that the Indo-Pak JV bundle of joy baby girl was born in Bahrain, where they moved. The guy had told me, “You are the second Indian I love after my wife.” How sweet.

* I know another couple. The wife loves to talk. The moment she opens her mouth, her husband will cut in, “Let me tell ma,” and start his lecture. One day, she was sitting close to him when I entered. She started off when this guy lifted his fingers close to her eyes, “wait maaa.. lemme..” I was scared he will poke her eyes and escaped.

* I went to meet one guy. “Hi,” he said, when his wife reached the visitors’ room with cooking utensils on hand. With the dumbo staring, the fierce wife posed stupid questions. “I heard you are looking for freelancers,” I asked him. He continued to stare while his wife asked, “Do you have experience?” I had had enough. “I have experience in cooking stories, just like you cook food.”

* A guy told his friend, “My wife knows I am a confirmed flirt.”
“Ya, she told me last week in the beach,” the friend replied.

*Why so much about couples in this post?
Hehe. My wedding anniversary today. OK, join the party in Sharjah, my darling blog buddies.

33 comments:

  1. Happy Anniversary Ramesh !Best wishes and regards !

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  2. many happy returns of the day.. great anecdotes. loved the beach one especially.

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  3. hmm...Happy Anniversary..dear friend...Enjoy.

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  4. Congrats on your wedding anniversary. And, all couples are quaint as you rightly pointed out, each with their own idiosyncrasies.

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  5. Happy anniversary, Ramesh. The occasion seems to have fired you up.

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  6. Happy Anniversary. Enjoy life.

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  7. Hey..congrats..happy married life..

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  8. Happy Anniversary! I was always bad at Chemistry, so I only read the last line of your post. :)

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  9. Happy Anniversary, Ramesh!

    Beach joke was the best!

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  10. Happy Anniversary and wish you a lifetime of happiness together.

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  11. hey Ramesh, wish u very happy anniversary

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  12. Wish you a Very Very Happy Anniversary...

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  13. Aww. Happy Birthday Ramesh! Wishing you and your wife a lifetime happiness!

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  14. Ohhps..Typo error!!I was half asleep and typing this...
    Happy Wedding Anniversary Ramesh!

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  15. Hi friend ,happy anniversery to both of you and couples are always weird;its charming to be that way u know..I enjoy shouting at my husband and he likes to sit mum and listen!:)

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  16. Wish you a very very happy Anniversary Ramesh. I am positive your wife is extremely happy with you. An excellent journalist who interviews VIP and has great sense of humor. Pay my regards to your wife and keep her happy...keep in mind..she is the source of your humor....she keeps you happy....only happy mind can write great humor.

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  17. happy anniversary ramesh ...i must say ur wife is very lucky ... u have such a funny bone ..hard to find nice guys like you ..I am sure u keep her smiling 24/7

    Satya
    http://www.superyummyrecipes.com

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  18. My best wishes to both of you on this big day.

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  19. Oh a belated happy wedding anniversary to you both, here's to many more years of married life.

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  20. Better late than never...At the beginning of another year of your wedded life, here's wishing you fun-filled days that will unfold loads and loads of lovely surprises and millions of tons of happiness...Wish you a very happy wedding annniversary :)

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  21. enjoyed reading the incidences :P
    belated wishes :)

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  22. Enjoyed reading! Happy anniversary!
    Smile 24/7 n make ur wife smile too :P :)

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  23. party enga da?? atleast a treat..virtual one?

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  24. Hi..happy Anniversary buddy,

    Would have joined you for the party if I had come across this before...

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  25. Okay I'm a bit late but not mu fault i stumbled upon your blog today only =D
    Happy belated anniversay :)

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  26. Heyy!! I am sorry I missed wishing you in time

    Belated Happy Anniversary!

    I am assuming it's happy because you can still joke about it & smile :D

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  27. Belated happy anniversary to the both of you. I SO admire Srimathi ;)

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