It was not the right joke to read on the Net when my wife is in town, but it went like this:A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a gorgeous woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!""What happened?" asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
I read this aloud and my wife looked at me angrily.
“But you are such a good wife. You never ask to buy anything,” I tried to please her.
“Thanks. All I need is a new cellphone,” she replied.
Before I could recover from the shock, she added: “Let’s not go for an expensive laptop. Our daughter can adjust with a cheaper one.”
“Will you think of anything for me?” I asked.
“Of course. Let’s buy a bigger wallet for you. The one you have is too small.”
Nice one! You made up all this!
ReplyDeleteI assume your wife is not reading your blog.)
ReplyDeleteOf course, you made this up or else your existence inside the house is under threat ;). Good idea -- about the new, bigger wallet.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to have a bigger wallet Ramesh...afterAll your wife is here after a long time... Please her as much as you can ;)
ReplyDeletehe he he ..really good one
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hehehe if only bigger wallet meant more money :D
ReplyDeleteReally good post
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u know something after marraige i stopped carrying handbag ... everybody ask me what is the reason ... simple when the ATM is with me i dont need to worry ; P
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Bigger wallet? Good luck :-P Even thats not going to suffice
ReplyDeleteHappy Shopping Ramesh !
ReplyDeleteHa ha.....I am with wifey on this one. Bigger wallet is a good idea, it can hold more credit cards too na. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are only teasing all the men around your list of friends.
ReplyDeleteYou can go on buying bigger wallets and they will will still empty it.
agree with rajlakshmi:)
ReplyDeleteor maybe she is planning to give you money and for that you need a bigger wallet. btw bigger wallet can also symbolise bigger savings:)
hmmm....wow....Ramesh....how considerate she is...
ReplyDeleteWhat I said to my husband is to buy a small valet and the money which d=couldn't fit in his wallet should be mine...hmm....
Defintely...our...significant others are not good bloggers..otherwsie....
ha, ha...you just had to ask your missus and out comes the list. Get yourself a bigger wallet buddy. Hopefully the things that ought to fill your wallet will follow, albeit don't see it staying there for too long ;D
ReplyDeletewell both Wife-Wallet start with a W...
ReplyDeletehe heeheh nice joke though
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Both husbands and wives crib all the time: one cribs about too much spending and the other cribs about too little spending.In this fight one never knows who would eventually win.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to need much more than a bigger wallet!! :P
ReplyDeleteLove the joke.
ReplyDeleteHey, one has to be careful/choosy about the kinda jokes one reads in front of their spouse..or the joke could be on you.
ReplyDeletenice one
ReplyDeletehehehehehehe.... You knw.. you r amazingly witty!! Now.. go shopping :P
ReplyDeleteLOL..super..paavam nee..) WIves can be demanding illaya!
ReplyDeletesuper post,,,,,,,,and hope you are happy with the bigger wallet that you got...or was it completely empty???
ReplyDeletethat was hilarious! bigger wallet indeed! By the way any was the guy who stole your daughter and her friend's stuff caught?
ReplyDeleteYou are funny, Ramesh. Thank you for the good wishes. I wish the same for you and include you in my prayers, always. I am busy getting ready to move. It is a very busy, but very exciting and happy time. I'm looking forward to settling down in a new place. Big Hugs!!! XOX
ReplyDeleteBIGGER wallet? Have you bought one already or shall I present one?
ReplyDeletewell . why didn't i not think of this before.....a Bigger wallet ??? thumbs Up for mrs ramesh!!!
ReplyDeletehe he he! Blame it on the small wallet and stall. ;)
ReplyDeleteha ha.. that was too funny - first the joke you read, then the shopping list and a BIGGER wallet for you?? ha ha...lol :)
ReplyDeleteYou are the best when it comes to humour, you make people smile and laugh - a worthy visit to your blog, great work - you are serving the society bcos laughter is good for the heart :)