Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Oh husbands!

Poor husbands, some of them are so henpecked.
I remember the German hubby of an Indian wife who was so henpecked that he waited for his spouse’s command every moment.
“Why you are standing? I told you to go and get it,” she screamed at him once and before I could turn to look at his reaction he had disappeared. The poor guy must be deeply in love.
Another old man I knew will tell his wife everytime the woman opens her mouth, “Baby, I am here na. Lemme explain. Baby, just wait baby.” What bloody baby! Many a times I had escaped before this guy put his “baby” to sleep with his lullaby.
This Chennai hubby used to wash his wife’s clothes and cook as well. And yet she will find fault with him. There was water shortage in the area and the hubby will wait in queue for hours to fetch water from a roadside tanker. “He managed only four buckets today,” she complained one day and the rubberstamp-husband nodded his head “Hehe, they did not allow me to take more.”
Henpecked husbands; Enjoy if you are enjoying. No objection. But I am not in your list. Wait. Lemme ask my wife. Baby, what do ya say baby?

20 comments:

  1. Yes me too, i am not like the hubbys you have mentioned (I got my wife's permission to write this comment:):):)

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  2. ROFL!!! Henpecked hubby's get henpecked because they r willing to get henpecked :D

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  3. Ha ha ha! Good post, Ramesh. Made me laugh as usual:)

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  4. come to mumbai, i wil give you one address...go and meet that couple...u will be able to write 10 posts on this topic with various incidences :)

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  5. lol. i even enjoyed the comments to this post!!!!

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  6. Hmm, but you don't write a post on henpecked wives!

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  7. hahaha... this is really funny.
    it's like saying ' i am the boss of the house and i have my wifes permission to say so'

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  8. lol - don't poop on my lawn, buddy! Don't scare henpeckers away ;-)

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  9. hahaha...loved it.amazing Ramesh

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  10. Henpecked, Cockpecked, bossy is bossy! :-)
    Nice to see you still got your sense of humor!

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  11. As long as they are happy together....lolz.Thanks for the smiles.

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  12. When it comes to husbands-it can be the shortest post.;
    HENPECKED HUSBAND

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  13. Thank God I m not married!!!!!!

    I still have some freedom.

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  14. Very nice and funny post. You each and every post is amazing and unique.

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  15. Sometimes I cannot help but appreciate your wife. If she hasn't beaten you up black and blue as yet, she sure does have an awesome sense of humour. ;)

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  16. Haha.. I too have an example next door :)

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  17. I wonder who came up with the term "hen-pecked"!! Is the hen really so unfair to her mate?? :P

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