I was listening to an old humour debate on a CD. Here are some jokes I heard:
*The boy entered the class late. Before the teacher could lift his cane, the boy said: “I just saw the headmaster.” “Go to your seat,” the teacher suppressed her anger. After the class, the teacher asked the boy, “What did the headmaster say?” “I did not talk to him, ma’am. I just saw him sitting in his cabin.”
* The bus conductor asked loudly, “All of you have taken the tickets?” Replied a passenger: “At the high speed the bus is running, it seems we all have (to heaven)”.
* “Thank God, Iraq did not turn out into a Third World War,” remarked the teacher. “Yes ma’am. Otherwise, we students would have had more headache. One more lesson in history class.”
Tailpiece from a Tamil film dialogue: I will give you such a punch, even Google cannot search you.