I was listening to an old humour debate on a CD. Here are some jokes I heard:*The boy entered the class late. Before the teacher could lift his cane, the boy said: “I just saw the headmaster.” “Go to your seat,” the teacher suppressed her anger. After the class, the teacher asked the boy, “What did the headmaster say?” “I did not talk to him, ma’am. I just saw him sitting in his cabin.”
* The bus conductor asked loudly, “All of you have taken the tickets?” Replied a passenger: “At the high speed the bus is running, it seems we all have (to heaven)”.
* “Thank God, Iraq did not turn out into a Third World War,” remarked the teacher. “Yes ma’am. Otherwise, we students would have had more headache. One more lesson in history class.”
Tailpiece from a Tamil film dialogue: I will give you such a punch, even Google cannot search you.
The first one was smart one. And from which Tamil movie is this punch dialogue from? How could I miss it???
ReplyDeleteThis too was weird, wacky n funny! How do you do this all the time, without a glitch? (read: envy)
ReplyDelete-:):)-:)
ReplyDeleteThe Google one was really good!
ReplyDeleteha ha.....google..he he..Nice and apt title...I was bored and I laughed. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! The last one was the best one :D
ReplyDeleteAs usual, very humorous post.
ReplyDeleteI find the Tamil Dialogue the best
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had a good laugh :)
ReplyDeletepunch dialogue is good!!
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ReplyDeleteoh boy...the tamil one was awsm...stil cant stop laughing :D :D :D :D
ReplyDeleteI loved the last one, like most of us here!
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a la jokes:-
ReplyDelete1. confronted by a traffic police man, the violator says "I know the new police commissioner".. the Tr police leaves him with a salute, whne comes the revelation, "well, he does not know me"!
2. Recent Punch(?)dialogue(sad one)from TV: "whilst Gifts come by courier.. brickbats come by email.."(now in blog comments too!)
3.There was a teacher who will never punish his student by driving out of the class. But, whenever a student turns up late, he would himself go out of the class, and from there he would invite the student, "come in please!"
Good post.. I enjoyed..
that was a good one!
ReplyDeletethe punch line sure
packed a lot of punch:D
google wala was mindblowing..!
ReplyDeleteboss..
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rock(et)..
I am coming here after a long time....
ReplyDelete"I will give you such a punch, even Google cannot search you.".......excellent one !!!!
Good one, buddy. As usual humorous.
ReplyDeletecool ones !
ReplyDeleteAll said and done, sometimes I find these Santa Bunta jokes hilarious
ReplyDeletetamil punch romba nallarukku :)
ReplyDeleteeppadi enga tamil?
Google joke matches with technology. Good jokes.
ReplyDeleteAs usual Humorous.:D
ReplyDeleteNice jokes. :)
ReplyDeleteThe tailpiece of the dialogue from the tamil movie sounds the funniest of all!! Good ones!!
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