Thursday, November 19, 2009

Brat who bit me

Everyone loves children, me too. But rogue children get on my nerves.
What? Are you asking me why I am angry?
OK, tell some brat to bite your hand and then ask this question.
I was at my friend’s home when this little monster was told by his dad: “Say Hi to uncle?”
The brat replied: “Hi chesma (specs) uncle.”
“Don’t say that beta (son),” this was his dad.
The monkey then tried to climb on my shoulders and in the process pushed down my specs.
This was when his dad gave him a mild slap and the monkey turned his ire on me while crying. He bit my hand saying “It’s all because of you,” and ran towards his loving mom, who hugged him.
What a wonderful family! I escaped in a matter of seconds. Who wants bite marks all over?

25 comments:

  1. chi chi! i hate such parents and their brat kids.. I feel like giving a tight one across their faces!

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  3. That reminds me of my friend who also dislikes kids was about to pinch the brat for all his gimmicks (in absence of his parents ofcourse :) ) was caught red-handed by the kids mom. He was all embarrassed and never returned their home again :)

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  4. lol!!! Chashma Uncle :D BTW even am a chashmish!!!

    But seriously I hate parents who do not control their kids!!!

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  5. hahaha.. chooo cute :D :D btw.. children are meant to be that way :)) I m sure u were no different during ur childhood days.. ain't I rite? :D

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  6. hahahaha, chashmish uncle got a bite on his hand...

    ok, sorry buddy, i know u r already in a bad mood, but just couldn't resist the chance of pulling ur leg u know :P

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  7. Ramesh that is an invitation to laugh at errr with you :D

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  8. Liked the name he gave u, chasma uncle is so cute... children n their naming tricks. On the other hand, I can't stand these kinds of kids n their encouraging parents!

    Good Night Ramesh

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  9. file a PIL against Neha? Kulhadi pe udi nahi maarungi me :P

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  10. Soooooooooooo cute. So u got a fantastic name.I liked it very much.

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  11. How I wish we could retaliate the same way as the brat :)

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  12. I have come acorrs these types of kids. Adjusting with these types of kids, when we have lost touch with small children's behaviour (ours are grown ups now!) is very tough.

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  13. I assure you that my kids are not going to bite you or name you CHASMA UNCLE.....just last week my just three year old son embarrassed me and this guest by yelling(i was in the kitchen and he was entertaining the guest) .....momma ,aunty has finished all the mithais you served.

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  14. What a brat!! I wish the parents would take some time off their busy schedule to teach manners to these kids. I specially dislike the kids who play with glasses.

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  15. there is no dearth of such kind of kids :)

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  16. Being funny is different but being silly is something else.
    His parents need to learn a lesson or two.

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  17. what a brat!! so you met your match it seems

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  18. I don't like bratty children either, especially ones that bites!
    Thanks for visiting, it's always nice to see you.
    Sunny :)

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  19. Yep, it's all your fault. I'd bite you too ;D

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  20. When I'm really angry, especially when someone taunts, I bite the hand of that person hard enough. I had never heard of little children biting hands. Had only heard of them beating and pulling the hair.

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  21. I assure you that my kid won't bite so you are most welcome home, CHASMA UNCLE:)

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