Saturday, November 21, 2009

Just for a break

I had been to the Emirates Humour Club meeting yesterday in Dubai. Lemme share just three jokes I heard there;
* A man was looking at a new three-storey building in a dejected mood.
“Why you look so sad?” asked a passer-by.
“I have completed three floors of this building,” he replied.
“Lovely. So this is your building.”
“Ya. But I am just wondering who is the land owner!”

* Son was crying. Dad asked why.
“Mom beat me.”
“Don’t cry. Have you seen me crying when your mama beats me?”

* “Wake up that sleeping guy,” the lecturer told James.
“Sir, first you make him sleep and now you ask me to wake him up,” replied James.
NB: Hey, who's that running after me with a stick! These jokes are not mine.
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22 comments:

  1. Vishal PoreNovember 21, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    Good one oops good three's :)

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  2. ASNovember 21, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    what a high quality humor !
    ;D

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  3. ZBNovember 21, 2009 at 6:56 PM

    Dubai jokes are going through recession i guess. Not bad. :)

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  4. PramatheshNovember 21, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    The NB Joke was the best. :P

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  5. MridulaNovember 21, 2009 at 8:48 PM

    I prefer them asleep rather than chatting through out the class :D

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  6. PramatheshNovember 21, 2009 at 10:34 PM

    Hey thanks! I am trying to figure out the problem.

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  7. The PanoramaNovember 21, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    Ha ha ha! Very funny!! Your previous post was also very funny. Brats can be a real pain:)

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  8. NehaNovember 21, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    hahahaha, enjoyed reading them all...:)

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  9. SmitaNovember 22, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    Grrrr! Am sure this humor club ensures that you visit a laughter club to laugh on these jokes :p

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  10. nituscornerNovember 22, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    hope you had a good laugh and a break.

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  11. Kavita SahariaNovember 22, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Never leave your page without a smile on...keep on spreading smiles friend !!

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  12. The Unsure AsceticNovember 22, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    thanks buddy

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  13. FidaNovember 22, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    You run to fast ;-D

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  14. Deepthi_AlvaresNovember 23, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    We know. Everyone knows. We would know that Ramesh can never be the inventor of the three jokes even if you hadn't mentioned it. The fourth one was good though. I too have a stick in my hand :)

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  15. BK Chowla,November 23, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    Nice ones .Thanks for sharing

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  16. sujata senguptaNovember 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    good ones!!

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  17. UrmiNovember 23, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    As always excellent post.

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  18. Kadri LuikNovember 23, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    Lovely as always! =) I've been so busy lately that I've had very little time to read others blogs and your is one that I've truly missed. It's nice to find that it's as good as ever.

    I have an award for you and you can find it here

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  19. SanandNovember 24, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    LOL! The second one was absolutely the best!

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  20. poorniNovember 24, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    I am empathetic with the students ;)

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  21. VineetaNovember 24, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    hehe.. Humor club meetings must be very interesting if they crack such jokes :D :D

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  22. RagavanDecember 4, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    Lovely Ramesh.After long time i visited your blog.As usual wonderful.Take care.
    K.Ragavan.

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