Saturday, November 21, 2009

Just for a break

I had been to the Emirates Humour Club meeting yesterday in Dubai. Lemme share just three jokes I heard there;
* A man was looking at a new three-storey building in a dejected mood.
“Why you look so sad?” asked a passer-by.
“I have completed three floors of this building,” he replied.
“Lovely. So this is your building.”
“Ya. But I am just wondering who is the land owner!”

* Son was crying. Dad asked why.
“Mom beat me.”
“Don’t cry. Have you seen me crying when your mama beats me?”

* “Wake up that sleeping guy,” the lecturer told James.
“Sir, first you make him sleep and now you ask me to wake him up,” replied James.
NB: Hey, who's that running after me with a stick! These jokes are not mine.

22 comments:

  1. what a high quality humor !
    ;D

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  2. Dubai jokes are going through recession i guess. Not bad. :)

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  3. I prefer them asleep rather than chatting through out the class :D

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  4. Hey thanks! I am trying to figure out the problem.

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  5. Ha ha ha! Very funny!! Your previous post was also very funny. Brats can be a real pain:)

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  6. hahahaha, enjoyed reading them all...:)

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  7. Grrrr! Am sure this humor club ensures that you visit a laughter club to laugh on these jokes :p

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  8. hope you had a good laugh and a break.

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  9. Never leave your page without a smile on...keep on spreading smiles friend !!

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  10. We know. Everyone knows. We would know that Ramesh can never be the inventor of the three jokes even if you hadn't mentioned it. The fourth one was good though. I too have a stick in my hand :)

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  11. Lovely as always! =) I've been so busy lately that I've had very little time to read others blogs and your is one that I've truly missed. It's nice to find that it's as good as ever.

    I have an award for you and you can find it here

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  12. LOL! The second one was absolutely the best!

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  13. I am empathetic with the students ;)

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  14. hehe.. Humor club meetings must be very interesting if they crack such jokes :D :D

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  15. Lovely Ramesh.After long time i visited your blog.As usual wonderful.Take care.
    K.Ragavan.

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